Friday, February 25, 2011

Carter faces the Wrath of the Roth !



Swoon 

'Why ponder life's complexities , when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat '. Anyways , Here's Carter again looking as swoon some as ever . That banging bod maybe be contained in a rather delightful shirt with a fab narrow tie circa Bryan Ferry 1981 crossed with Franz Ferdinand circa 2003 . ( well it twas London fashion week ) .



I did watch Carter in action a while ago in  'Lie to Me' where it seemed Carter's banging gym toned bod
would once alight the small screen . It seemed perfect as Tim Roth  (still clearly bearing a grudge the size of the grand canyon that Sir Colin Firth was cast in lead of Single Man )  arrives home to find a discarded shirt , then Tim hears laughing coming from upstairs . Barely able to contain his volcanic anger Tim yells for his daughter ( oddly not played by Emma Roberts ) to come down and face the music . 


Tim can take it no more and throws the Shirt at his daughter who valiantly takes the shirt upstairs , only for an ashen faced Carter J to come down the stairs fully clothed . Curses !





Screen Chemistry - Carter J and The Roth 

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Lucas is a Polka Dotted Dandy !


Lucas  - So Macho !


Yes those Polka Dotted pants , that masculine jaw line , that shirt casually unbuttoned , Lucas has never looked so in touch with his manhood . As Havok in the up and coming 'X Men : Magneto's Choice' , Lucas has trouble controlling his powerful plasma blasts .Perhaps Lucas should have a word with Action Alex who also loves to generate some spectacular  power orbs of his own in 'I Am Number 69'.


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Making of a Quiff !


Harrison - Quiffing Up !


So the other day I downloaded the new 'VMAN'  magazine via 'Other Edition' , in a thwarted attempt to read more about Lucas Till and his already legendary work out diaries , only to discover what was already previewed on line was exactly what was already in the magazine . Still I had fun looking at Bruce Weber's photo shoot of a strapping footballer  who lost his clothes for Bruce's camera in what must be a record time , even for Bruce .

Anyways for some reason an old copy of Interview magazine ended up in my virtual library . ( I wonder can the government make cuts or close a virtual library ? ) I was thrilled to see a photo shoot with Harrison Gilbertson and his amazing quiff . Harrison is pictured in what appears to be a gentleman's connivance , covered in graffiti  the likes of which would not  be out of place in a Larry Clark film . May be Larry was the set dresser ? . Apparently Harrison's last film 'What’s Wrong With Virginia' is still looking for a distributor which is a bit of a pity as Harrison was so good in 'Accidents Happen'

Friday, February 11, 2011

Holy Wash Board Abs ! Its Alexander !



Lord Have Mercy !

Thanks to super poster drakai78 over on Famous Males I was thrilled to see that Alexander  decided to  recreate a pose that recalls the halcyon days of the Physique Pictorial magazines . I was even more thrilled to learn that according to I.M.D.B Alexander had just returned from Bruce Weber's legendary ranch at Montauk  where he shot the 2011 Abercrombie campaign .

I do hope Bruce saw this recent  photo shoot by Lewis Payton before he shot Alexander , inspiring him to  let his mighty lens photograph Alexander in a manner that clearly suits him and his wonderful physic .  Off course it could be that Bruce had photographed Alexander first and in turn Alexander himself was inspired show Hollywood what they have been missing .



Lord Have Mercy , 
Now there's  a bicep that could give Taylor L a run for his money or his trainers 



With one touch Alexander confirms that the jumper/sweater/ scarf/ (answers on a post card please)
 is  hand knitted




Is Alexander the new God of Muscle ?



Alexander fully clothed for a change and looking very spiffy .

Now if they ever remake ' The Fantastic Four ' I could so see Alexander as Johnny Storm , The Human Torch . Flame On !

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Telegram Sam Your Mine Main Man


Sam - A king in Waiting ?


I love Chord's photo shoots as much as I do Double G's , any actor that embraces their Dreamboat status photographically will always get my attention . In Glee Sam continues  to harbour  a desire to be ' King ' of the school , thus dethroning  King Finn .  Finn of course has got game and then some ,  after hearing Puck sweetly singing '' Another shot of whiskey , can't stop looking at the door wishing you would come sweeping in the way you did before ''

Finn and Puck and decided their bromance was back on ! Buoyed up by this Captain Finn  played a blinder off and on the pitch . Single handily he united the football team , melted Quinn's heart and was rewarded with a lingering hallway kiss . Before Q remembered she was still Sam the mans main squeeze and anyway what would Action Alex think ?.


Peace Ambassadors Finn's kofi Annan like skills though were put to the test when he asked bully boy Karosky  who had temporarily disarmed his ' Giant Stick ' to come with him to Dalton and begin peace talks with Kurt . In a major blow to state funded and private schooling relationships , Finns offer was rejected .

He's a Rebel ....


Logan - He's a  Wild One 


That smile , those muscular arms  bulging , barely contained in that  tartan shirt and that artfully sculpted quiff with just a few stray strands .  You would  never believe it , but  inside dreamboat Logan beats the heart of a teenage tearaway . Last time on V it was a case of ' say your prayers'  as Logan and his gang ransacked the sainted Father Jacks church, being a rebel of the twenty first century Logan videoed the devastation caused by his  reckless gang on his phone , only to leave it behind when the gang were interrupted by another priest whom I'm connived is a lizard .



' What're you rebelling against, Logan? '
 'Whaddya got ?'


I Confess

Later on Father Jack  is on clean up duty and  gives Logan's phone back to our rebel with out a causes  mother and rouge FBI agent . V's answer to Ripley from Aliens is worried and confesses  to Father Jack that ' I feel like I'm loosing  ' sob '  Logan ' . Well for once Logan's mom is right , as a video popped up the other week online with Logan auditioning for the role of Dylan . Back though to V where we have found out that apparently Logan's DNA was altered by the V's . But with that amount of probing Logan has been subjected to at the hands of those evil Lizards its a tad surprising that's only just come to light .

Friday, February 04, 2011

Lucas is still Totally Manned Up !



Lucas wears Vest D&G
Leggings Dolce & Gabbana
Shorts and sneakers Nike
Briefs Calvin klein pro stretch


Been wondering just how does Dreamboats favourite Lucas ' Bongos' Till stay in a state of permanent  manned upness . Thankfully V Man magazine has the answer , ever considerate to the needs of their readers . The magazine asked our hero to keep a work out journal as Lucas worked on 'Battle For West Hollywood' and 'X Men Magneto's Choice' .

Lucas in Pickwick Papers mode wrote that on arrival at the Battle For West Hollywood set he was sent to Boot camp where his prized Marky Mark Work Tape was confiscated and Lucas was told to  ' Drop em and hit the showers !'

Taking a leaf out of Taylor Lautners  book , Lucas went all method for 'X Men Charles Xavier : A Single Man' . Lucas vowed  ''I want to look as athletic as my character is in the comics ''. Lucas revealed at the end of his workout he would  focus on his already rock hard abs, this entailed working out with who ever already  was  in the gym, shirtless and ' ready to go ' ( hopefully Giant Nick ) Lucas writes '' usually four of us, sitting in a circle and suggesting the ab exercise, saying how many reps to do, for three or four rounds''.

I do hope these work outs were captured for prosperity and are included in the forthcoming Blue Rays releases for the movies .

Lucas Till's work out journal is taken from VMAN 21, on newsstands February 8th, 2011.