Matty D by Bruce Weber

Working at a Bath House Near You Soon ....

Keenan 4 Ever !

I'm guessing that if you like Dreamboats , then you may just like ' Sharpie Boys ' Blog , where you can find Dreamboats such as Keenan Tracey who it has to be be said looks rather fantastic in  a towel .

' I Don't Care How Many Times Logan's Been Probed , Probe him Again !

Yes Logan's still paying a heavy price for his rouge FBI mum scrambling Supreme Leaders Anna's Free Range Eggs . In a new thrilling teaser trailer for ABC's V we discover that Supreme Leader Anna has got her own mother the original Supreme Leader Diana deep in the bowels of her space ship . I loved Diana in the original version with her huge 1980's big hair and shoulder padded uniform . Diana's  tresses may have been tamed but her intentions are just the same '' Its Earth or nothing !'' How Bold !

With Great Power comes a Great Package... Its Spidey Rocking Reeve !

Perfect landing and the scores from the Judges are in and its a 10 !

A Perfect landing indeed from Spidey Reeve in the behind the scenes video from ' Turn Off The Dark', which  previews some of the thrilling ariel work by the stunt Spidey's and some great shots of Rocking Reeve doing his own Spidey stunts in under amour . The sets do look fabulous , particularly the Skyscraper's which move as Spidey swings by.  There's also a great article over online from the New York Magazine  which looks at the production and observes just how beautifully chiseled'  Rocking Reeve is and that our hero is ' Naturally vulnerable '. Sigh,  ' Naturally vulnerable' and 'Beautifully chiseled' what a dreamboat of a Spider- Man .

Could this be Spidey Reeve suiting up ? or a stunt spidey ?

Moving swiftly on ....

Actually the mask works a lot better from the front and I can see the logic of the shape here as I'm guessing this way the mask looks good from all angles in the theatre .

'With Great Power comes a Great Package !' 

I'm sure this is Spidey Reeve in the suit .

'' I love you forever Mary Jane ' 

Personally I think its Mary Jane who has it the Jack pot here 

Rocking Reeve in Under armour !

Spidey Strength

'I still love you forever Mary Jane '

From the gene pool of Bree ..

Andrew Van De Camp

What a stunning picture of  actor Shawn Pyfrom above , taken by Steven Taylor who could be Dreamboats new favourite photographer . I have to say too my shame I missed out on the storyline on Desperate Housewives with Andrew and his then boyfriend Justin Ryan Carnes .

Tyler's My Dreamboat of Day !

Tyler is The Dreamboat of the Day .

What a terrific photo of Tyler this is by Steven Taylor , check out the rock bangs ala Rocking Reeve Carney and that X Men t shirt ! . The Big Question is Tyler a Boxers or Briefs guy , I have no idea but his music is 'Guitar-driven rock with an undeniable soul'. Well I'm more a Doris Day fan myself , but I quite like ' My Heart's Not Really Breaking ' which apparently is about Reeve Carney . Wow. 

Tyler's Hawtter than a stack of Amps !

Rock On ! Shake those Locks !

Rock Challenge !

Could Rocking Reeve Carney jump so high ?

 Yes, if Reeve was wearing his Spidey Reeve all purpose jump harness !

Hair Hopper Alert !

Rock Challenge !

Could Rocking  Reeve Carney's  locks pull off Tyler's  back combed bouffant semi beehive Sensation ?

Yes , fetch me my hair dryer , Straightening  tongs , and as many American Crew styling products Rocking Reeve's locks can handle !

Tyler On Tour !

Breaking out with a Buzz cut its Dylan 'OBrien

When I first saw a video of the cast at comic con for MTV's Teen Wolf , I thought now just where have I seen Dylan'OBrien who plays Tyler Teen Wolf's best bro 'Stiles' before ? And then like a prefect Tom Daley dive I remembered . Id seen Dylan in his sisters top on You Tube singing the Spice Girls 'Wannabe' .When not singing 'Wannabe' , I thought how comfortable Dylan was in front of the camera , and I was surprised to read that he had no acting experience and was planning a career behind the camera .

Dylan though ended up in front to the camera for the web based show ' Sweet High ' . Dylan played ' Clever Trevor ' who in Dylan's own words is a ' A flamboyant romantic ' sadly not in Modern family's Cameron sense of the word , but hey .

Oooh that Allison so brazenly close to Tyler Teen Wolf 

Why can't it be Stiles ?

Dylan then auditioned for Teen Wolf and as Tyler Teen Wolf himself said of the now historic meeting  'There were probably at least 10 kids there, and the ones that clicked and were talking were me, Crystal, Tyler (Hoechlin) and Dylan (O’Brien).

Asked about the scene  which wowed the powers that be for the Network test , Tyler said .' It was the scene where I lift up my shirt to show Dylan that I've been bitten on my Abs . We rehearsed it two ways , one where Dylan softly touches the bite , and the one we went with , where he's about to touch it but looks  in awe . Its like he doesn't want to give in to temptation or something '. Awesome .

Stiles ( Dylan ) fights Temptation

I was thrilled to read that MTV have given the go ahead for 12 episodes of Tyler Teen Wolf , so I hope we are going to see a lot of Dylan who just a touch of the Adam Brody's in him .

Meanwhile .....

A Day Out with Uncle Simon 

Dreamboats Digested ! Its the all new TeenWolf Trailer !

A tv movie I'm really looking forward to is 'Teen Wolf'  mainly because I've always liked spooky goings on and its got a great cast to boot with Tyler Poesy , Tyler Holechilin , and new comer Dylan O' Brien. So lets take a look at the new trailer for MTV's Teen Wolf coming next year .


The trailer opens with a figure wondering through the forest late at night , is it red riding hood ? of course not ! its hunky Tyler P looking slightly worried . (As to why Tyler is wondering through the woods so late night at night heavens knows . )

Stranger Danger !

Tyler P then  lets out a scream as  he spots Taylor Swift  with her camera , shock over , he goes Mano et Creature  !

Ravaged !

Fear not Tyler P for as the Carpenters sang  'We've Only Just Begin'  and the trailer moves into high gear with a flash of Tyler's abs which the creature  appears to have bitten . Now this is quite new to me 'spooky creatures biting teenage dudes six packs , did Taylor get his abs bitten in 'Twilight' , did Rpatz? maybe its something Sam and Dean could take as a case on 'Supernatural' .

Horror Hawtness Rating =10

Horror Homoeroticism = 10

The next day at high school its time for a double whammy and Tyler's flashes his abs again to best bro Stiles . Tyler after pulling his shirt down (pity ) tells Stiles that the Doctor said it was a wolf . I thought Stiles took this pretty well ,  his best bro being bitten on his smooth abtastic bod . Or does he for ? As its research time as Stiles fires up his search engine .

Bro Romance Rating= off the scale 

Horror Hawttness Rating =10

Horror Homoeroticism = 10

Stiles Buzz Cut =10

Search Engine Tags =10

Search Engine Result =10

Just before the trailer's bromance and ab flashing goes off the scale its time to meet Allison , the girl who is to become the object of Tyler P's affection . We meet Allison while she's checking out the team watching the  hockey game , Tyler does a power jump and gives us  another underwear waist band flash !

Possibility of Jock on Jock Action = high as Colton Haynes is playing a Jock Bully Boi 

While its clear that Tyler P's under amour back flip move has captured Allison's  attention , we get to see Tyler ask her out , but the dream date falls on a full moon ! Awoooooo ! Its date night and as Allison touches his  Tyler's power pecs , we see his face face is full of pain !, and we then cut to an empty bed , which is a pity as I was hoping for some shots of Tyler and his hunky bod grabbing the sheets sweating . But hail Mary full of grace , its a shower scene instead and Tyler is shown transforming !

Date Night and Inner Torment !

Horror Hawtness Rating =10

Tyler P's hunky Bod = 10

Product Placement =10

As Tyler discovers its way to late to use 'Clarins for Men' and the Wolf inside of him is unleashed !

Horror Hawtness Rating =10

Tyler P's Power Pec's Rating = 10

Shirt Rip Rating = 10

Tyler P's  yell for Colton =10

But its no Boiz night out for  Tyler TeenWolf as he's shot by a rather good looking hunter , As Tyler Teen Wolf goes down , he's rescued by the stunning  cheekbones of Tyler Holchilin. Tyler H explains to Tyler TeenWolf that the men who were after Tyler are called ' Hunters ' really ! surely not ! and 'they have been hunting us for years ' . Out raged TeenWolf Tyler yells back ' You mean 'you' , you did this to me ! Clearly offended that Tyler TeenWolf did not like being bitten on his ripped  abs, Tyler cheekbones adds by way of compensation  , 'The bite was a gift ! ' holy horror bromance !

Tyler Teen Wolf Hair Rating = 10

Tyler H Cheekbones Rating = 10

Horror Homoeroticisim Rating = 10

Its an action packed trailer to be sure , full of shirt ripping , power pectorals , cheekbones , and of course a potential bromance triangle ! . Awooooooo! 

Has Chicken Supreme Being Anna unleashed her Cruelest Probe Yet ?

Did Anna Probe Logan and then unleash her Clippers ?

Having just watched the new trailer for 'V' in which Anna the Supreme Leader and chief prober of Logan , vows ' Foolish humans this is only the beginning! ' . Is  the newly  buzzed cut Logan only the start of her revenge for having had her eggs blasted to smithereens by Logan's rogue FBI agent mom  . Shaving off Logan's tumbling bangs is plainly just a hostile move too far . Personally I think Logan's Buzz cut looks fab , so really its a bit of an epic fail on the Supreme Beings part .

Rocking Reeve !

Rocking Reeve by Bruce Weber 

Joe's not safe in Heaven !

Joe - One Night in Heaven !

I was reading the other week when Joe who won last years X Factor played G.A.Y at Heaven recently  , fans got so caught up in the heat of the moment , they tried to grab Joe off the stage and later tired to rush Joe's private party area . It was then deemed that Joe was no longer safe in Heaven and had to taken out by his security by a back exit .

I've always had a soft spot for Joe and his voice really grew on me week after week . As is customary when you win the X-Factor you are sent into exile by Lord Cowell to work on your debut album and comeback to launch your new career victorious on the new season of the X-Factor . For some this launch can lead to untold riches and superstardom like Leona Lewis , for others Like Leon whose dulcet tones failed to set the charts alight find themselves down pops bargain bin and unceremoniously dropped from Lord Cowell's mighty synchro label . Others like  Shane Ward find themselves in a bizarre holding pattern until the Dark Lord deems its time for a ' relaunch ' .

Shayne Relaunch is Go !                                                                                  Leon - Bargain Binned !

Joe's album does have some great moments , a fabulous cover of ' Superman ' dedicated of course to Tom Welling , Ambitions the single , whose B- side 'If You Love Me'  was about Joe seeing Harry from One Direction dancing to Joe's record in a club . Gasp as Joe sings 'I've seen your face when they put my record on ' and the hook ' If you love me , then you've got to let me know' . cue lots of bustin shapes and  podium dancing .

Reality Pop Cherub Harry Danced To Joe's record in a Club 

I'm also rather partial to ' Someone Wake Me Up ' in which Joe warns his lover 'Not to cross the line ' and forbids them to say  'Don't say I love you  coz that would drive me crazy '  imagine that  a crazy Joe . Joe's world apparently would be  turned upside down by this suitor , and full of the power of love , Joe  is even going to drive through a red light ! . Now if you don't know , Joe's image is that of the  lovable boy next image with a dazzling mega watt smile . so the idea of Joe driving his porsche down the high street and  busting red lights is a tad hard to imagine .


Its time to turm the heat up with the Sissors Sisterish 'Fahrenheit ' and Joe's back in the club. This time Joe knows ' Whats on your mind' and 'The temperature is climbing' and Joe's  'Just a breath away from paradise  ' Oh my sweet lord I need to lie down . But its not over yet , for  in ' Until The Stars Run Out ' Joe sings ' Fingerprints on on the weapon' and ' I've fallen for deception '' oh Harry how could you ?.

The more I listened to the album , as I'm a sucker for this kind of production , I thought Joe does sound uncannily like Glee's Chris Colfers who can also hit the high notes , I'd love to  hear them duet together.Actually the whole album would be a great soundtrack for  Kurt's love life on glee .

Does The Thought of the Tango Offend You ?

Dreamboats Digested !

Its  Jamie Bell and Beefcake Channing Tatum from the new trailer for 'The Eagle' .

Fire those Web shooters ! Its Spidey Reeve !

Spidey Reeve suits up for Rolling Stone 

I was simply thrilled honey to see in Rolling Stone magazine Reeve suiting up as Spidey . Reeve as we know is playing Spider-Man in ' Turn off  the Dark ' which will be previewing  on Broadway from November 28 th . Apparently Reeve embodies 'youth' and has an 'Incredible presence ' gushes Director Julie Taymor .

Reeve I read in Vanity Fair has now got a six pack from all the gym work needed for the role , I'd say looking at the photos Reeve certainly is the dreamiest Spider- Man so far and I'm looking forward to more photo's as the show begins its previews .

'I'm Excited' - David Henrie

 Gorgeous 

Yes David was expressing his understandable excitement that the debut of Gorgeous Gregg's movie 'Avalon Heights' is only days away . Meanwhile as if the anticipation levels to see Gregg in a Suit of Armour and his footie gear weren't already sky high . Gregg was whisked to New York for a spot of promo , and took time to recreate Marilyn Monroe's famous skirt being blown up by the air from a subway grating . Unfortunately said burst of air failed to achieve the expected shirt lift and the idea was unfortunately abandoned .

 'Curses! where's a blast of air when you need one ?'

''Oh Sod it !''

 'We're the Kids , The Kids in America , Woah , Woah Woah !'

No that's not what B.O.B said when Uncle Simon's assistant suggested the boys slipped into something more comfortable* . Or the terrifically tousled Harry said when once again his chances off singing lead vocal were cruelly dashed , no it was straight out the mouth of our own Cindi Lauper -Katie as she crumpled to the floor in yet another act of desperation as once again she found herself the sing off .

Of course the sensation that is One Direction have never been in the sing off and I'm sure if they were , Judge Gustav von Aschenback would save them . Uncle Simon though this week was taking no chances and made sure to the delight of millions of fans everywhere there was a double dose of Shirtlessness and boxer brief wearing in the 'intro' before the band had even sung a note , thus their future was assured .

Capitalizing on reality cherubs Harry's continuing wish to take a lesson in how to work a tumbler dryer from fresh faced Niall , glad only in his boxers , Harry's face was a picture of concentration . Seconds later a shirtless Zayne was shown popping a mini doughnut in his mouth with a yet another enigmatic look to the camera .

It's a One Direction World !

Peachy !

'Harry you could be in 'glee'

What a Dapper Duo !

Fab Boy Band classic group shot !