Trick or Treat ? Its Robbie the Model !

 Trick or Treat ?

A Total Treat !

Howl At The Moon !

Wow ! Tyler Unleashes the Wolf Inside !

Viva Victor !

I saw  model Victor Leclerc this week on another blog and he really caught my eye , with his  tousled locks reminding me of reality pop cherub Harry. Jean Philippe Guillemain's  photography is rather fabulous , I'd love him to do a shoot with reality pop cherub Harry , until then here's some more of the stunning Victor who would be Dreamboats , 'Dreamboat of the Week ', had I not been understandly dazzled by Chord Overstreets  Gold Shorts .

' Its Like 5 Justin Biebers !'

One Direction - A Guily Pleasure ?

'Its like 5 Justin Biebers !' exclaimed  Judge Louis excitedly , whether this was a private fantasy  that Judge Louis could mentor or manage 5 Justin Beibers  is unknown . Judge Louis then added helpfully  ' You are my   a  Boy band '.  in case viewers were unaware of who One Direction were .

Judge Danni said the reality pop cherub's were 'Living a dream' possibly a  reference to Judge Louis dream of '5 Justin Biebers' . The Angel of the North proclaimed as concise  as ever '  The pop cherubs were 'her very own guilty pleasure ' . Kindly Uncle Simon gave us some behind the scenes info , when shockingly the rumored cover of Justin Biebers ' Baby ' was not working ( was Zayne struggling to get to that special place , or was the rumour that Harry and Louis Cherub were going to share the lead vocal a line up change to far for  front man Liam ? ), thankfully our  reality pop cherubs had prepared a back up song for such emergencies .

So it can to be told , that once again Liam took the lead and I have to say gave his best vocal yet . Zayne once again on lead backing vocals dreamily breathed his vocals , dreamily into the microphone in  the way that only Zayne can . Meanwhile a shock was in store when Harry as physced up as ever  sang live during the chorus ! , with such a flourish he allowed a reality pop cherub wink to the camera . Mean while Niall looking rather tanned this week and Louis who both know how to work the camera , provided their multi track backing  vocals .

Liam -  Reality Rock Cherub Lead Vocalist 

Niall - Tanned !

Harry - Great Camera Connection  !

 Zayne  - Breathy Backing Vocals !

Louis - Stage Presence !

A mere 24 hours later , it was result time and once again it was time for One Direction to give their kindly benefactor Uncle Simon their special group hug . Such heart warming celebrations have not gone unnoticed  over at the Digital Spy Forums where one  topic is the number of times the newly tanned Niall has kissed Daddy Warbucks Uncle Simon on the cheek . Not to be out done , Judge Louis consoled himself with an embrace form  Tesco Mary and a bear hug from the wonder that is Wagner .

Its a One Direction World !

'Is this Thing On ?'

B.O. B - Confident !

Shock Style change ! Louis not wearing espadrilles !

'Does My Bum look Big in This Is ?'

Niall - Sagging !

Amazing One Direction Fact : 

Liam would be working in an Airplane factory if he weren't in One Direction , thank heavens that fate intervened .

Look but Don't Touch those Sensitive Nipples ! Its Robbie the Model !!

Robbie - Still Sensitive 

Robbie the Model and his Sensitive Nipples were photographed by Steven Chu

Sam 4 Ever !

Sam looking very Pretty in Pink , Very Eighties 

Sam after a hard night of making music with Puck .

A Lovely View of G.O.B.

G.O.B at the Airport 

I Love this Picture of Leo

Leo by Bruce Weber 

Stage Fright and a viral infection ! takes it toll on Harry , Diva Fever sacrificed ! and Kindly Uncle Simon has seen the future !

One Direction - Its Serious !

The week may have started well for One Direction with more trips to the local shops , to stock up on the groups fav mags , apparently Men's Health ,  Vanity Fair and of course Pop Star magazine are rumoured to be among the magazines the group brought . But later that week in studio rehearsals   tragedy struck! . No Harry's locks have not been straightened ,  it was far worse , Harry was over come by stage fright ! . Brian the caring sharing Creative Director of the show that he is , suggested that Harry wait it out in Brian's luxury dressing room until Brian  himself could attend to the fallen Harry personally . A final hug from rosy cheeked Niall and it was game over for Harry Cherub .

                                     Paranormal  Activity ? No,  its Creative Director Brian !

Watching from the Studio Floor , Brian a trained dancer instinctively  knows 

Cherub Harry's not 'feeling it '

'Why's Brian looking at me ?, I don't feel so good'

30 Seconds later it was  S.O.S   Reality Pop Cherub Down ! 

Liam Steps Up !

Liam as self less as ever said

“It’s tough because Harry is a big voice and a big character within our group,” explained Liam, “but we all auditioned for this competition as solo artists, so if Harry doesn’t make it to the performance tomorrow night, we’ll just have to step-up and carry on without him – you have to play the cards your dealt.”

Thank goodness there's no rivalry going on then or heaven forbid ' creative tensions ' and that Liam is more than willing to step up .

“We’ve got to jig things around a little bit,” continued Niall, “but we’re all in this together and we can get through this as a team.”

'Like a water polo team ! ' smiled Louis winningly.

                                                                             The Performance !

While Liam took his vocals to new heights opened and closed a truly epic version of Kelly Clarksons ' With Out My Life Would Blow' .( I had so wanted them to cover Frank Musik's ' Gotta Boyfriend ?' but hey ) Once again  , Louis and Harry were strangely denied lead vocals , even rosy cheeked Niall was relegated   to back up . Zayne once again went to a very special place vocally while  visually morphing into Justin from 'Ugly Betty' . With skills like these  no wonder kindly Uncle Simon said the cherubs are  'the boy band of the future '

Its Morphing  Time !

as Zayne morphed into Justin from Ugly Betty mid performance .

The Future - One Direction !

And just like last week it was all too brief and it was verdict time , The Angel of North declared that she couldn't get over  'how cute they all were' and she just wanted to ' hug ' them all . I'm sure Judge Louis echoed these sentiments but thankfully there was a high stage , a desk , security and a crash barrier ( newly introduced ) between the boys to prevent such an out poring of emotion from  Judge Louis . Danni judge archly wondered aloud if  Kelly Clarkson was really the cherubs music heroine  ? when of course she knew really , that the  reality pop cherubs  musical heroine  was in fact   Cher .

Diva Fever Sacrificed !

The next night  as the public vote results were announced and One Direction bounced through to the next show  , kindly Uncle Simon's master plan took shape as dreamboats fav Diva Fever were sacrificed due to   The X Factor set dressing and choreography  budget needing to being halved   in line with the Conservative Governments austerity cuts  . Saturdays beach love in set  then  was a choreography set piece too far .

Diva Fever became the first X factor act to end their journey as a result of Government Spending Cuts directly affecting reality shows 

Jumper of the Day !

Leaving 'The Top Secret Multi Backing Tracking Studio' is fresh faced Niall ,

 In a hand knitted ski motif patterned jumper .

A gift from none other than Gorgeous Gregg himself !

Special Delivery !

Harry Pop Reality Cherub - The Total Package !

' I'm ready for my close up Mr Lauren '

I have to say I really know nothing about Jannis Niewöhner who I came across in another blog , but I thought doesn't Jannis look like he's in a Ralph Lauren campaign here , but these are from a film called 'Sommer' which appears to involve Janis going shirtless and showing how even with a unexpected gust of  a sea breeze , Jannis fabulous locks can hold their style .

'I would love to model for Ralph Lauren someday '

    Cue the gust of wind , and what a fantastic fringe !

Jumper of the Day !

Niall Rocks in Pure New Wool , Burberry Aran  patterned   Jumper ,

A gift from the Rock Cherub himself !

Tiny Tight Gold Shorts Update !

Lord Have Mercy !

E online asked Chord about those 'Tiny Gold shorts' “We meet up in the choir room and Sam’s not really familiar with Rocky Horror, and doesn’t know that as Rocky I’m going to be wearing the gold shorts,” he teases. “They were really tight. It was an interesting experience, and I wanted to do the whole thing. They said I could do a tank top, but I said no. My shirt’s off in every episode anyway, why not?”

What we learnt from that Interview:

Chord shares the same agent as the Montgomery Clift of his generation Taylor ' Back to December' Launter .

“I talked to my agent and said that basically I’m the Taylor Lautner of TV. We both have our shirts off a lot. ( how about a pose down ! ) And we have the same agent so we goof around about it. I’m waiting to open a script and see my shirt on.”

The most baffling Mystery of the Fall ( since Taylor Swift snapped Gorgeous Gregg leaving that restaurant with David Henrie and sold the picture to Just Jared Jr )is of course ' Which way is Sam going to swing ?'

”I don’t think they’d make Sam bisexual,”( really Chord ? ) Chord tells us of the ongoing confusion over his character’s sexuality. “His big secret really was just that he dyes his hair.” ( well I beg to differ , hey but at least Kurt got so see Sam in the shower , not that any flirting came from Sam's direction of course not )

Sam ah hes the Saviour of the Universe !

Golden !

I love this picture of sumptuous Sam , from the forthcoming Rocky Horror Show episode of  'glee'.                           Oddly I know very little about 'The Rocky Horror Show' ( oh the shame , the shame ) So that's why I'm probably getting a Flash Gordon vibe from Sam here . I loved the campstatic Flash Gordon movie , particularly those tiny shorts Sam Jones wore in one scene .

Now if only sumptuous Sam would wear such tiny shorts , surely they wouldn't would they ? . Here's Glee costume designer Lou Eyrich “At first, Sam (Chord Overstreet )is wearing tiny little gold shorts, ( lord have mercy !)but then they decide that’s maybe not appropriate for a school play, so he ends up in these gold board shorts and tank top,” explains Eyrich. Chord was shocked when he saw what little he’d be wearing. “He was a really good sport but hit the gym extra hard,” added Eyrich .

Gorgeous Gregg Our Knight in Shining Armour !

Does A curse await Gorgeous Gregg ?

Yes it has been confirmed that Double D's 'Avalon High' will air in November , now I'm sure I've seen a clip where Dimples muscular torso is encased in a suit of armour . I only hope and prey that Double D does not befall the Suit of Armour Curse that strikes Dreamboats down , often on the cusp of a star studded career . Who can forget the Wonderful William's armor in Narnia , the curse struck and since then W.W has been missing action from our screens .

Oh L'Amour 

Did The Wonderful William fall prey to The Curse Of the Suit of Armour ?

A True Hero 

Actually Ed's armours quiet eye catching in a Lady Ga Ga kind of way 

but it still was cursed !

Cursed Again Ed suits up in Witchville 

After dashing  Ed Spleers unsheathed his mighty sword in the rather badly directed 'Eragon' , one would have thought Ed would have learnt to keep away from armour , swords and horses etc but no and Ed appeared in 'Witchville' where from what I've seen he appears to spend time getting shirtless and tortured as you do . As a result Ed  has suffered fell foul to a  double whammy of the Suit of Armour curse . Will Disney's 'It Boy' escape the curse  ? only time will tell .