Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Billy , The Original Boy Next Door






Billy , The Orginal Boy Next Door


Sam ( Curse that waist coat !)

Thinking about  Sumptuous Sam's debut on Glee , I thought where have I seen those bee stung lips  , that ball swallowing mouth and  that  artfully styled floppy fringe looks before ?. Then just like that , Billy from top Australian drama Neighbours popped into my head . I think I had a crush on Billy played by Jesse Spencer straight away .Like most teen dreamboats it took a couple of years before Billy could loose his shirt , much to my disappointment  and I would have  imagined , Billy's  kindly fusspot neighbour Harold (whose home later would become a refuge for wayward lost boys who were all incredibly good looking , but more on Harold's Harem in a another post .)

In between waiting go  shirtless , Billy  gained a pet sheep called Cassie and a shorter bangtastic hairstyle. Then came a new storyline for Billy , unfortunately he had asthma , so to help him it  was decided that Billy take up swimming , I can't actually remember that storyline , but I can remember a later one involving Ann (Billy's real true love ) who  had taken up art and of course wanted to draw Billy for her life drawing ( Back in real life I was doing life drawing at art college and all I'll say is our  models had  more of a Francis Bacon aesthetic , how I wish like Ann I'd a had a Billy to draw)


Speedo Billy !

Ann reassured Billy that it was all innocent ( of course Ann we believe you ! ) and he was in his 'bathers' how quaint . As Ann began to sketch the young Aussie Adonis there was a knock on the door , it was Harold that paragon of virtue , who was returning from  walking the dog as you do . As a panicked Billy valiantly   tried to pull up his pants , sadly falling over at the very moment Harold walked  in , affording Harold a spectacular view indeed . Unlike me Harold was not impressed with Billy in a speedo , with  his pants around his ankles .

Harold may not have been impressed with  Speedo Billy  , but the  show runners  were , and just like that Billy or ' Bill ' as he liked to be called now as he was all grown up , was installed at the local swimming pool as a dream of a teen life guard . This new storyline  afforded us with so many scenes of Billy / Bill  in a Speedo,  the likes of which have seldom been  seen since  .

My friend told me that Jansen was a keen swimmer in real life and that producers sometimes use actors own real life experiences as potential stories , at the time I thought how thoughtful of the writers and producer's to do that , now like recently when 'The Wizards of Waverly Place' writers  tried to get Dreamy David Henrie into a speedo , I think you have to admire the writers creativity for giving the viewers what they want and what maybe the writers wish for themselves .

Jessie during his tenure at Neighbours of course become a pin up pretty much from the get go , so lets now enjoy a few of those very special pinups , that back then could be found on a bedroom wall near you .





Billy and his wondrous Leonardo D Caprio locks 




Billy in a capped t shirt !



Casting Couch Billy !


Hawaii Five O Billy !


Billy with his Shirt Open !
* hint to Gorgeous Gregg - you could start going shirtless this way too *


And you thought Double G'S Shirts were tight !


Were Billy's  photo shoots all designed with a cliffhanger  in mind ?
just when will that shirt come off ?



Now  if you could just bring your knee up !


Another wonderful wardrobe choice !



Wow !  

Monday, September 27, 2010

' Congratulations ' Its a Boy... Band ! '


Work that Camera .B.O.B !

It was a difficult birth as Louis refused sedation and for a while it was touch and go . Come decision time as to who would go through to the Judges house , Liam looked worried ( was it the thought of the hot tub at Louis palatal mansion ? ) and well he might , for  judgement day had dawned and just like that our reality pop cherubs were unceremoniously booted out of the boys round as solo artists , like Louie I choked backed  the tears , as Liam aka .B.O.B,  rosy cheeked Niall and Harry without his hat sobbed away . But wait there was a surprise ,  had all the boys had been invited to Ireland and a chance to spend the weekend at Louis palatial mansion complete with its own olympic size swimiming pool ? No it was even better than that . Simon and Louis in a bold and totally unexpected move , decided to mix all the reality pop cherubs together and create a Boy Band ! Heaven on a June Day !



 Harry was overjoyed with  the realisation that 
'' We started this journey as friends now were as close as brothers . 
I feel I could tell these guys anything !''


Pizza Time for One Direction and he may not feel like dancing , but Zane's only to happy to hop on to Louis lap , that's how close these reality Pop Cherubs have become .

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Bromance Watch Day 10 ! Its the Total Package and Double D !

The Matching Self Tightening T Shirts , the matching jeans , the matching neck chains and the matching C.K Briefs ! Gorgeoues Gregg and that Wizard of Love have clearly taken thier bromance   to another level ! . Notice how David strides out full of confidence , his whole body is saying ' I'm cool with this ' while Gorgoues Gregg looks worried with a look of concern that says 'I hope that isn't Taylor Swift over there with a camera '

Yikes !
Those steps look a tad tricky for Dimples !

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Boot Camp Day has Dawned !


*Scream* its B.O.B outside a Tent !


What will happen to  'Touseled Harry and his Hat' , Rosy Red Cheeked Niall and Liam  (who will be  now be  known as 'B.O.B - Boy of Broadness' , thanks to  Vera ) on tonight's X Factor ? .Like millions and millions of fans , I'll tune in tonight and hope and pray to the G.O.B himself that these talented trio of reality pop cherubs get through to the lives shows !


B.O.B takes a Stand !

 Meanwhile , back in Dudley Liam aka B.O.B took to the stage in a surprising appearance to defend local council services from government cuts , in this  'new age of austerity',  Dreamboats applauds Liam for embracing his inner Billy Bragg.

Kurt 4 Ever !


Telegram Sam your  Main Man !

Friday, September 24, 2010

On The Eve of Boot Camp , Harry shows the Universe his Tattoo !


Harry in Shades !

Quiff Collapse !




Harrison's amazing cascading quiff  may have just collapsed , but Harrison's sunny smile says it all !

God of Beauty Still Exiled !


Betwixt may have bit the dust , and Chad Powerchord may have enjoyed a sumptuous golden shower that could have been enjoyed by the 'god of beauty' , but here we see Austin looking as stunning as ever , exiled and on location for ' Life Unexpected'  a show that I must confess to having not seen , despite the allure of both the god of beauty and Rafi Gavron.



Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sam 4 Ever !


Wow !

You know if you have to have your hope's dashed , then why not have them raised again by the doe eyed , bee stung , power pecced delight that is the debut of Chord Overstreet in Glee the other night . It's true I might have hoped that the God of Beauty Austin could have played Sam , particularly in the shower sequence . But I have to say , I was quite taken aback by Chord's body and boy does he work out for that bod too as Vanity Fair reported .

We first see Sam and his sumptuous lips , tapping his foot and eyeing Quarter back Finn in the yard . Later seen in the shower , Sam serenaded himself as the water glistened down , like a golden shower over those fine pecs , I wondered why couldn't have Kurt walked in? instead of Finn with the sign up posters , after all he plays in the team . Would Kurt have walked out of the locker room on seeing Sam all soaped up and so full of song ?. No I think Kurt probably would have fainted only to be giving the kiss of life by Sam , (he seems the caring sort) and thus would be the beginning of a beautiful friendship indeed !.




Its Sam and his sumptuous lips !

Sam told the assembled Boys of Glee about himself , ( where was Kurt ?) Sam said he likes comics and his favorite site was 'Shirtless Superheroes ' . Alas though when it came to the audtions to join New Directions , Sam was no where to be seen , (maybe he was in the gym working out ?). I'm sure Sam will of course join New Directions , will Kurt adorn Sam's Locker and will Sam in turn adorn Kurt's Locker , or could there may be another new character who will send Kurt's heart a flutter ?



Meet Sam , he likes to sing in the showers , work out and read comics !


'A shower is just a shower , even when no one is showering there '



'Finn , I've no idea how that smoking picture of Kurt got in my locker !'


Wow !

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I'm Just Wild about Harry - Part Two !

*scream*
Its Harry in a Hat on a Train !

Reality Pop Cherubs The Saga Continues ... Its Niall !

Dig Those Crazy Trainers !

To think , I nearly missed out on another reality Pop Cherub contender from this years X Factor , but thanks to Famous Males , we can now head to Ireland and meet singing sensation Niall , after Louis had asked the big question and Niall had performed an amazing cover of T Rex classic ' 20th Century Boy ' . Louis , containing his normally infectious enthusiasm well, grinned and thought Niall reminded him of a young kian Egan from Westlife .






Louis - 'Niall your like a modern day Kian from Westlife'

Before Niall could serenade us with the Westlife hit ' What Makes a Man ' , It was time for the verdict and despite yet another shock twist, this time involving the Angel of the North and soon to best selling authoress - Cheryl who wasn't quite convinced , (was it those trainers ?) . Louis summed up Niall's appeal as ' people will like you because your likable and was promptly reprimanded again by Lord Cowell .

Niall -' Likable '

Now one quick 'Google' and 'You Tube' of Niall shows this singer comes with a built in fan army as does the other Reality Pop Cherub Liam , which could ensure some major voting from the tween/teen demographic for both Niall and Liam if they got through to the Live Shows .


Monday, September 20, 2010

I'm just wild about Harry !

Harry and his Carter Jenkins like tousled Locks


Back to the X factor and like the Young Hollywood issue of Teen Vogue , its the show that just keeps on giving . Cue Curly Harry who bounced on stage and did a rather sweet version of ' Isn't He Lovely ' and dedicated it to Louie , my favourite judge , actually he didn't for in a shock twist Louie thought Harry was 'too young and didn't have enough experience' . Curly Harry blushed and said he had sung before , with his band White Eskimo . Louie remained unimpressed , was this curtains for touseled Harry ? Hell no ! as Lord Cowell reprimanded publicly Louie for the millionth time ...

“Someone in the audience just said ‘rubbish’ and I totally agree with them. The show is designed to find someone like you, whether you’re sweet 16, or a super 17 it does not matter. I think with a bit of vocal coaching you actually could be very good.”

Backstage presenter Dermot 'O' Leary waited anxiously for the judges decision, while gazing at the bank of monitors , Harry unlike The Lovely Liam the other week , had no time for any of Dermot's 'man to man' hugs , and simply side stepped around him . Back on stage it was verdict time , and Harry and his Carter Jenkins like cascading curls were through to the next round .


Careless Memories - Harry and White Eskimo



Holy headbands !
Were Duran Duran a stylistic influence on Harry and White Eskimo ?

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Dylan , Do you wanna Do Me ?




Matty P, Matty P,
This is why you need me, relieve me
Close your eyes and breath deep, breath deep
Let me set your mind free
Til the sunrise


I'm so looking forward to 'Modern Family' returning this week and apart from the marvelous Cameron , I'm also hoping Dylan (Reid Ewing )will be back on screen , singing and wooing Haley in his own inimitable style.



The stars are falling from the sky
And you're the reason why
The moon is shining on your face
And I finally think it's found it's place

Cuz
Maybe baby I just wanna do you, do you.
Do you wanna do me, do me
Underneath the moonlight,
The moonlight tonight?

And now we're hiding in my car
I let you see my scars
Escape the dark for just one night
Your heart makes me explode with light

Baby maybe,
Maybe I will steal you, steal you
You just so I can feel you, feel you.
Maybe that will heal you, heal you
On the inside.

Underneath the willow tree
Wearing nothing else but me





Thursday, September 16, 2010

Fancy a Piggy Back ?

Kyle and Sylar
Piggy backing It on the Beach !

The Boy Looked at Johnny

Johnny - Bedroom Flexer

I loved Johnny in 'Jennifer's Body' as 'Chip Dove' who did a nice bit of tightey whitey bedroom flexing in the mirror before his mom walked in . I could so see Johnny hanging out with Logan ' Arms of Orion ' Huffman , have they ever met I wonder ?.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tin Tin and the Fountain of Youth !

Thomas stars in the 'The Counterfeiters '
an adaption of the classic novel by Andre Gide .

Back again to Teen Vogues Hollywood Issue and as Vera spotted , it was indeed Thomas Sangster behind Keir . Sitting or should that be 'glowering' behind Thomas is Harrison ( may be his quiff drooped ? ) . Lovely to see Thomas again and what a pity he couldn't have played Tin Tin , I think he would have been great .



Shocking News Indeed !

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

See me After Class ! Its keir Gilchrist!

Its the photoshoot that just keeps on giving ,
as Kier looks on in total teen angst mode .