Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

'What are we talking about here, a Three Way ?'

'Pucker Up'

Well worth a watch is the new trailer for CherryBomb , which certainly plays up the 'bromance' side of the film . Mind you any trailer that has Robert asking to a bequiffed Rupert 'What are we talking about here, a 3 Way ?' is perhaps reason enough in itself .


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Gorgeous Gregg and another one his amazing range of Self Tightening T shirts !

Another Event and another Amazing T Shirt

Where is Gorgeous Gregg today ?, well our favorite English rose was at a swag gathering event before the Kids Choice Awards , where in amazing upset Cole Spouse beat Nick J for best actor . Amazing .But back to Gorgeous Gregg and our quest to find out if Gregg T shirts are in fact self tightening and made of a new blend of lycra and cotton based fusion , which highlights the pectoral muscles . Alternatively Gregg could be hitting the gym for more one on one workouts with David Henrie . What ever the answer is , its certainly worth keeping an eye on !

In other thrilling news Gregg will be returning to Wizards as Mason the english gentleman werewolf.


Gorgeous Gregg a true gentleman with Shelby from Days of Our Lives

Pop Cherub ! Where the Cherubs Are ..

The Big Question - Does Alex like Hawt X Buns ?


As we know the Pop Cherubs debut single 'I'm Not made' is released today in all good record shops itunes , Play.com and Amazon . 'I'm Not Mad' is believed to be about the personnel Heart break , The Pop Cherub suffered when Gorgeous Gregg Sulkin left England for stardom in Hollywood .

As a special treat for his fans , Alex has also made available his cover version of pop classic ' Where The Boys Are ' originally wrote by Neil Sedaka .

Tomorrow The Pop Cherub will be answering Fans questions live at 4.00 pm over at the Chelsea Hotel . I do hope Alex answers Stuart from Edinburgh's question , Stuart innocently wonders what the Pop Cherub is doing for Easter and hopes the Cherub would like to try his 'hot cross buns' .

Friday, March 26, 2010

Packing The Red , White and Blue ! Its Captain America !

All American !

Flame On ! The Human Torch is Captain ' Packing ' America ! I do like Chris Evan's , its just that I wish the Mighty Marvel casting couch had been a tad braver with the casting . I really liked the look of Mike Vogel who was on the ever changing list of candidates for 'Cap' .

But the big question is who will play side kick plucky Bucky 'Buns' Barnes , Id love to see Logan Hoffman suit up , but he's busy being probed on ' V' . Carter Jenkins would make a great Bucky and lets not forget our English rose , Gorgeous Gregg or maybe David Henrie .


Could Carter be getting ready to bunk up with Cap ?

So if Marvel needs help with those call backs to find out which dreamboat gets to bunk up in the barracks with the good Captain , the freshly reupholstered Dream boats casting couch with new improved titanium springs is good to go !

Gorgeous Gregg on the Red Carpet of Dreams !

Strike a Pose !
What An English Rose !

While a watching world waits to see if Gorgeous Gregg has landed the role of plucky side kick Bucky ' Buns' Barnes in the forthcoming 'Captain America' movie , Gregg turned up at the star studded premiere for old pal Ms Mileys sure to be latest blockbuster .



Hero Pose !
Could Gregg be sharing a tent with Steve Rogers AKA Captain America ?


Gorgeous Gregg = 20% - Donny Osmond , 5% - David Henrie
75% - Dirk Bogarde

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Taylor gives 'The Look '

Work it Baby !

Shocking I know , I've only just belatedly watched Twilight Taylor's Full Moon ( If Only ) . Well its certainly not 'True Blood' or Poppy Z Brite's 'Lost Souls' or even 'The Lost Boys' . Joan Jett is so haunted by Vamp Rob ( who has left to Italy on a hot date with Cameron Bright in an almost cameo role ) she screams out in withering and forlorn agony .

Who then can sooth Joan Jetts inner torment ? Yes its Taylor and 'The Look' . Taylor employs ' The Look ' so well , you wish his CGI wolf could have the same camera loving stillness . While its not close to a prowl its certainly almost a presence , and a presence which combined with enough shirtless scenes that you get in Tarzan , you can quite see why the DVD's topping the charts .

But was the sequence where Joan Jett burns rubber stateside in a speeding sports car , to save Vamp Robert from a certainly more happier future with Cameron Vampire in Italy , a tribute to Ed Wood ?.

The scene which then cuts to a virgin airways plane ( an in joke perhaps pertaining to Bella much vaunted chastity ? I doubt it but you never know ) then cuts again to some awful back projection (worthy of the sixties television Batman in terms of quality ) of Joan speeding through the Italian county side in yet another sports car .

I do hope that Twilight Taylor's 'Total Ellipse of the Heart' directed by David Slade at least ups the quality of direction and filming . If not we always will have Taylor and 'The Look'

Flying the flag !

Fantastic Cover !

I'd Love to see Lucas ' Man Mews' Till or Gorgeous Gregg do this pose !

Saturday, March 20, 2010

The Hampton's with Lucas







Back To Beach...

Did Nick J loose a Shirt Button ?

Body Language experts have been working overtime to decipher what was going on when Austin the body Butler and Nick J were snapped on Location recently .

Why is Nick J squinting ?

Nick J is almost blinded by Austin's golden tan , his pecs and abs are so dazzling , Nick J is forced to squint or avert his gaze

Why is Austin scratching is head ?

In fact Austin is doing a covert flex of his biceps and is disguising it by a head scratch

Did Austin put on a full gun show for Nick J later away from the cameras ?

Unlikely but never say never

Whats going on with Nick J's hands ?

With one hand Nick J is clearly wondering'' Are Austins chiseled Abs as rock hard as they look , just one touch and I'd know for sure ''. The other hand though is ready to rip open that shirt

Or Nick J could be asking Austin , '' Hey dude did you see where my shirt button landed '' and Austin's like '' Sorry bro no ''

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Dreamboats Casting Couch Broken ! Introducing Dreamboats All purpose Terrian Proof Sun Lounger !

Its 'The New Purpose built All Terrain Proof Dreamboats Sun Lounger '


Sadly The Dreamboats legendary casting couch was broke recently during an athletic casting session for the new Captain America movie . So while the couch is being reupholstered , lets check out the 'all new purpose built and terrain proof Dreamboats Sun Longer' which recently ended up in a ditch , deep in the Hollywood Hills .


First up and proving you can stomach crunch on the Lounger
and the Lounger can take the strain its Model Vladmir in D&G !






Proving the Lounger is both tough and tender , and also can be used for
' Come hither looks' to the camera its Model Andrey in Y.S.L !



Finally and giving the Lounger the work out that it was destined for
its Sterling Knights new bro, Logan !




Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Devil May Care

Ramon Novarro by George Hurrel

Crime of Passion !

Zeke - Jail Bait !

Monday, March 15, 2010

Hawt Dawg !


Snoopy and Gorgeous Gregg - Together 4 Ever ?



When I heard that Gorgeous Gregg had gone to Knott's Berry Farm , I wrongly assumed he was going to what we call in England ' A Pick Your Own ' where you can pick your own Strawberries . Oh dear how wrong was I , Gregg had gone to Pinks ( not the Hollywood branch of Ugly Betty's Hilda's every expanding beauty salon empire ) to get his mouth round a Hawt Dawg . But before Gregg could munch away on a tasty succulent saveloy he was distracted by a Hawt Dawg of another kind , Snoopy !


'O.M.G its Snoopy !'
(Bonus Points to Gregg's stylist for picking out a super tight t shirt )



' Snoopy can I just have a few pictures taken with you , there for my American Room '


Good Grief ! just where is Snoopy's other paw ?


'Would I ever do a shirtless scene ? oh wow I can't believe you've asked me that question ! '
(Is it me or is that T shirt becoming tighter ?)



Gorgeous Gregg at Pinks


V The Probing Continues ...

Classy

On March 30th we will discover whether Supreme Leader Anna had Tyler probed and lets be honest the leader of the V's has him up on that Mother Ship for over 3 months now , something went down . But on the other hand they could have played scrabble I guess or watched Wizards of Waverly Place .

Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Nature of Nicolas

In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
A pleasuredome erect ?

Yes before model Nicolas squeezed himself into a pair of rubber thigh hugger's in a photo shoot to honour 'Frankie Goes Hollywood' classic single ' Welcome to the Pleasure dome ' . Nicolas used to take some rather nice self portrait shots which Luis Venegas from Electric Youth Magazine has been posting over on his face book page.



Love is danger, love is pleasure
Love is pure-the only treasure

The Wonders of Origami

Beats a paper plane






Oddly I think the Rock Cherub should channel these poses for the cover of new One Night Only Album .

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Holy Hollywood Hot Tubs , Its Gorgeous Gregg !

Heaven on a June Day


Thank the maker for David Henrie getting Gorgeous Gregg into a hot tub , and for super poster Blade over at Famous Males for finding said hot tubing picture . I thought I was going to have to wait for sometime to see 'Dimples Gregg' shirtless . I was pinning my chances on a number of random occurrences .

One - Gregg's people hire our favourite photographer Keith Mulligan to do a photo shoot and we all know a photo shoot with Keith always equals shirtlessness .

Two - Gregg stars in the long delayed John Walters version of 'Dive!! '

Three - Gregg is snapped working out by happy snapper Matty P .

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Remember Walking in the Sand , well the grass ...

Matty P and Sarah H - In Love

Remember - walkin' in the sand
Remember- when he whispered softly
Sterling forgive me
Remember - walkin' hand in hand
Remember- the night was so exciting
Remember - smile was so inviting
Remember - his low slung boardies
Remember - then he touched my cheek
Remember- with his fingertips
Softly, softly we'd meet with our lips

He's back on Earth , but did Logan get probed ?

Logan in Denial about being Probed ?

We last saw Logan aboard the V's mother ship where Visitor leader Anna , wowed the floppy haired Logan with CG effects and the promise of some Lizard loving with Supergirl . Now thanks to Just Jared Jr , it seems that Logan is back on terra firma and is in Vancouver filming the next few episodes of V . But the big question is of course was Logan 'probed' and if did can he remember it , or was his mind wiped by the supreme leader that is Anna ?.

I like Logan , he comes across as a really nice guy , he recently popped up a Star Trek convention for free and sat in the Captain's chair answering fans questions .



''Ensign Chekov meet me in the ready room !''

Do I think Austin Bulter should play Kurt's boyfriend in Glee? ,
Sure , he could make that part his own ''


Kurt's boyfriend aside I wondered who took that first picture of Logan strolling on set , could it have been our favourite happy snapper Matty P ?



' Oh man , is that Logan Huffman from V ? ,
Its Sterling's favourite show after Aaron Stone !
'Oh crap I've been busted again '



'Is that Matty P , I thought he was in Hawaii ?'

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Oh you Handsome Devil ....

Tousled Tommy - Teenage Kicks


Why only barely a year a go Tommy and Franko were touring and turning heads , and lead singer Tommy and his tousled locks would sing such pop classics as ' Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? ' , 'Teenage kicks' , and a brave cover of the Abba classic 'The Day before you came' .

But that was last year and now Tommy has 'manned up' and belts out rock classics ' Total Eclipse of the Heart ' , a tender but tough rendition of the Styx classic 'Babe' and a show stopping version of 'Since You've Been Gone' , dedicated to 'Gorgeous Gregg' Sulkin.



Pure Pectoral Power Vocals !



'Its You Babe'


' Since You've been gone'
I'm out of my head ,
I can't take it '
Could I be Wrong ?
Woah , Woah
Since You've gone !

Happy Snapper !

Saturday, March 06, 2010

He's back in Action ! Its Action Alex !

' So Lucas Till is Totally Manned Up !?, Stand back pretty boy and feast your eyes on a real man , manning up ! '

'You think Because Bruce choose you to be his man muse ? your the main man ?
Well check out my power pec press ups !

' Now ask yourself Lucas , whose on Top ? '
whose the real man about town ?


'Me Action Alex !'
and I challenge you Lucas Till, to a Macho Man Off !'

Oh lordy, I knew all this 'Manning Up' would lead to trouble . I know what your thinking why can't Lucas 'Man Mews' Till or Action Alex , do a 'Adonis' and find a nice older woman , get married and settle down , after all it worked for Rock Hudson . This of course could mean a potential end to all that endless flexing , buffing , shirtless photo shoots with Bruce and Greg and 'Macho Man Off' challenges being issued .

Talking of the forthcoming ' Macho Man Off ' , I wonder what exactly does the ' Macho Man Off' involve ? Do Bruce and Greg get involved on a artistic level ? are there a series of Olympian like games that our gladiators take part in ? , should they wear Togas and could Giant Nick be the guest referee ?

Special thanks to Vera for letting Action Alex work out in her boudoir and thoughtfully positioning a series of mirrors behind a pumping Action Alex during his workout , so that all angles were covered .