Logan is Wet and Willing !

Yes just like Marine Boy , Logan 'The teen idols actors actor ' emerges from the water , pitch folk in hand , ready to do battle in 'Percy and the Olympians' . Personally I'd like to see Logan and his mighty pitchfork do battle with Giant Nicks mighty sword ( Togas Optional ).

Happy Halloween !

The Essence of the Adonis !

Just a kiss , Just a Kiss , I have Lived Just for This

Thrilling scenes as Adonis Aaron's new film 'Nowhere Boy' brought the London Film Festival to a stunning climax this week and the glowering reviews are flooding in .

'Aaron Johnson captures Lennon’s essence to perfection and Thomas Brodie Sangster shines as McCartney, looking angelic '- The Daily Telegraph.

'Aaron J was awesome and we are so thrilled that he kept his shirt on' - Teen Vogue

'If only the Adonis had gone shirtless throughout the whole film ' - Dreamboats

'It's hard to understand that the touch of your hand , can start me crying '

And now lets enjoy the teaser trailer for ' Nowhere Boy' !

Giant Nick's a Matinee Idol !

Lucas Faces his Fears !

''Okay Action Lucas and Your T shirt is ripped off ''

What Fears ?, well how about Lucas has only just realized he's contracted for 2 more Hannah Montanna movies or could it be that before Lucas 'manned up' and cut off his beloved fantastic fringe , is starring in a new spooky internet only show Called 'Fear Clinic' .

Lucas plays Brett , a teen who has a fear of water , a clip does show the square jawed hunk being pulled into a bathtub by some unholy demon , who hopefully rips off Lucas's T shirt . Spook fans will be thrilled to know that the Doctor of the Clinic is played by Robert Englund aka Freddy from 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' .The Lovey Lucas does reveal his own fear during a promo vid for 'Fear Clinic', its going to college and realising he's shock - buck naked ! . Lets hope one day Lucas does face his fear by acting it out and then uploads the vid to you tube for his army of fans to congratulate him on what a banging bod he has and how stunning he looks now he's manned up !

Is it Time for Lucas to Face his Fear ?

Boy Wonder ! Its Robin !

To The Batpoles !

Many moons ago I was simply thrilled honey , that the CW were planing a series about Bats sidekick Robin aka Dick Grayson . Sadly before the script was finished and Carter Jenkins could audition the idea was scrapped . Unaware of this turn of events Super Model Simon Nessman donned the famous mask and then fortuitously forgot about the rest of the costume to show the CW what his Robin would look like .

De Profundis ! Its Sterling Knightrider !

Out on the Street

Whilst browsing 2magazine I noticed the owner of the most angular cheekbones in Young Hollywood was modeling a rather fetching D&G Oscar Wilde T shirt . Was young Sterling sending out a signal that he wished to take part next years Dreamboats Oscar Wilde Awards ?or was their yet another explanation that Sterling was up for the role of Kurt from Glee's new BF? . Sadly not, it appears that Sterling who was wearing the T shirt a gift from room mate Matty P, felt a kinship to Oscars lover Bosie .

Sterling had a Epiphany !

''Myself and Matt had just watched 'Wilde' , I said to Matt how awesome it was that Oscar went down for Bosie , Matty said he had heard that there was a script going around town called 'The New Adventures Of Oscar Wilde' and it was to feature a younger teenaged version of Oscar and Bosie . I said to Matt '' Dude with your titanic tresses you would be so right for teen Oscar . Matt said 'dude and you'd be so right for teen Bosie ' . It was like an epiphany ! every since then we've been running lines with each other .''

He's got the look and the locks ! Matty P is young Oscar !

Bite Me ! Its the Scream Awards 2009!

Taylor and the Breaking Out of His Clothes Award

The Scream Awards 2009 , where the Idol of the Imax was in demand . Looking spiffy as ever in a casual ensemble ,'The Montgomery Clift of his generation' picked up the award for 'Breakout Male Performance' . In Taylor's case this could mean breaking out of his clothes for any photo shoot to promote a movie and that wonderful body . Taylor collected the award from honoree spook princess Christina Ricci , who received a kiss from the leader of the wolf pack . Whether Christina thought that the kiss was a life changing moment ala Taylor Swift we will just have to wait and see .

Christina Life changing ?

Well it sure beats reading Tigerbeat

Also on hand to present an award were Josh Hutchinson , John C. Reilly and the lovely Chris Massoglia who star themselves in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.

Rupert Will Get To Pop his Cherry !

Fab Poster !

Rupert will get to pop his Cherry as 'Cherrybomb' has been picked up for British distribution . Following a web petition and a Face Book campaign which had more 10,000 supporters who were more than willing to see Rupert shirtless , have sex and blush uncontrollably at the mention of the Rock Cherub .

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft ...

I was simply thrilled to see that ABC have released some more pictures of a show I'm really looking forward to, even more than reading Coach Sue Sylvester's journal - ' V' . Yes the real star of the show is of course Logan Huffman , who after years of being the young actors actor Logan Lerman's stand in , has now a show to call his own .

Logan plays Tyler , the Captain of the high school wrestling team who is enamoured with the Visitors who only want to bring peace and joy to our planet .

Logan is Tyler

Logan - enamoured

And they called it puppy love , Just because we are in our teens

Work that Camera !

Watching Joe sing a lovely rendition of the Robbie Williams/Pet Shop Boys classic 'No Regrets', I instantly switched my allegiance from blondie Lloyd who made a inspired attempt at Cry Me River by Justin Timberland . ( Actually it would have been quite funny if Lloyd had covered the classic torch song and then dedicated to his ex bro Ethan , but hey ). As I watched Joe swish across the stage and work that camera , I thought had his mentor the angelic Princess Cheryl aka the 'Angel of the North' given him extra coaching ?, could Joe audition for Glee and be the first true love of Kurt's life or maybe overdub for Finn? .But my final thought was where had I seen that sort of stage presence before? .

Of course those Blinding Teeth , that jawline , 'your a little bit country and I'm a bit rock 'n' roll' saddle those 'crazy horses' it was of course Donny Osmond .

'Your Great Joe , x Donny'

Lucas Till Mans Up !

Lucas he's really Butch !

You can blame Miley for a lot of things , corrupting innocent pop superstar Nick J for a start .But did forcing Lucas Till to sell eggs from a Hen House painted in all the colours of the rainbow in the Hannah Montana movie force the lovely Lucas to man up ! and get sent to Boot Camp for 3 weeks to train as a gun ho marine and loose that lovely fantastic swish of a fringe .

Curse You Miley and your Bonkers Hen House !

Apparently yes is the answer , Lucas recently spilled ''You're not even awake yet and you're doing push-ups, sit-ups, jumping jacks, running and that's not even a fraction of what you do as a Marine," Lucas said. "Basically we go through all the training that [the Marines] do in 3 weeks instead of their 6."

And that Fantastic Fringe ?

"It's a military haircut now. I have it real short, and that's the way I like it because I look not like a kid!

So whats all this in aid of , well Lucas will be fighting an Alien Invasion on a more grander scale than the surprise comedy hit of the summer 'Aliens in the Attic' in the sure to be Sci fi blockbuster 'Battle: Los Angeles. '

Farewell Fantastic Fringe !

Wet 'n' Wild ! Its the idol of the imax - Taylor !

Taylor - Wet and Wild !

Yes it seems only a post or two ago when Dreamboats discovered that Teen Vogue Magazine slapped a 'Shirts On Stipulation' to famed photographer Bruce Weber and the 'It Crowd ' shoot . Ever creative , Bruce whisked Taylor off to his famed heated pool but was cursed at the last minute when Taylor was suited up and although the spiffy suit got wet , not a button popped open or a stray C.K waistband was spotted .

Next for the Montgomery Clift of his generation was a shoot for L'Homo Vogue , sadly once again a 'Shirts On Stipulation' order was issued and Taylor was photographed working those bulging biceps T shirt in place . Once again the photographer tried to get creative and Taylor was photographed in his now natural state - soaking wet , but fully clothed ( Well he was Shark Boy after all ! )

Work it Baby ! Feel the Burn !

An Interesting Angle

Thank the maker then for photographer Mark Seliger from Vanity Fair , whose pictures of Taylor in a 'wet 'n' wild' state have been posted all over the world . Mark bravely challenged the 'Shirts On Stipulation' order on the grounds that Taylor's muscular physique was such an atheistic wonder it apparently is now 'a work of art' and deserves to be photographed as such .

Taylor in the Zone and free to go shirtless again

This ones for Boo Boo !

Wow !

Go Mark Go !

Hut Hut Hut !

Taylor is Nijinsky !

Hot Wheels ! Ride The Rock Cherub !

Lock up your Daughters ! The Rock Cherub heads for Emmerdale !

Yes its the moment millions of fans have been waiting for , an opportunity to ' Ride The Rock Cherub !'. The easy rider of rock is selling his beloved Vespa on ebay , The clock is ticking the bids are flying in . Just imagine The Rock Cherub burning up the Helmsley Highway as Bruce Springsteen belts out ...

'I want to guard your dreams and visions

Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims

And strap your hands across my engines'

Rock Cherub One - Yours To Own

Thrill as you wonder who rode pillion style with the tousled wonder ? Did Harry Potter star Rupert Grint overcome his blushes and hop on for the ride of his life ? Gasp as you imagine the unthinkable '' Did George ever suffer from 'Helmet Hair' or are The Rock Cherubs locks, in such stunning condition that they just bounced back into that classic 'just out of bed look' ?.

Biker Boi - Did Rupert Ride The Rock Cherub ?

Emile's Star is in Ascension !

Yes according to The Movie Fanatic's Top Fifty Hottest Young Actors Emile Berling is one of the ones to watch . Well that's no problem for me and any young actor that showcases a sag while signing autographs is clearly a talent to watch !

Emile - Sagging

Cheryl, how could you ?

Apparently very easily , as Pops Princess Cheryl delivered the tragic news to X factor contestant Ethan that he was ' shock' not in the Final 12 for our Top rated reality talent show . This news was doubly tragic for all Bromance watchers as Ethan was separated from his blond bro Lloyd who with a voice of an angel sang his way into the Final 12 .

For weeks they were inseparable , their chemistry electric , finally Ethan could no longer contain his passion for his bro and following in the footsteps the power couple of the Summer Austin and Carter , Tweeted about his close friendship with the lovely fresh faced Lloyd for all to see .

"Lloyd has very bad morning breath, but God what a sight to wake up to... (on a completely different note, he is the best spooner I know)," wrote Ethan movingly . One tweet spoke lovingly of the softness of Lloyd’s face, while a later message added: “Yes, I know, I really do have to stop touching Lloyds face...”

Lloyd - A Vision to wake up to !

A thread began in Digital Spy’s forums speculating on whether the 19-year-old hunk could be gay and referring to the pair as Loythan . Famous Males provided the evidence that indeed the pair were in rapture of each other and engaged in a full blown bromance . Screen caps were posted , showing Lloyd being supported from behind by Ethan as the results were being read out, to see if the besotted duo were to go through to the next stage . Another clip showed Lloyd gently patting Ethan's butt . Many fans dispute this , that this gesture 'the patting' was in fact a 'squeeze' of Ethan's Buns .

Our tabloid press sensed a story but showing who was on top , Ethan quashed the gossiping, tweeting: "Hi guys! Just to clear the air, Lloyd and I do share a certain bromance, but we are both straight...” Curses !!

Ethan did share Bromance with Lloyd

But by the time the pair arrived on Fantasy Island where Goddess Cheryl was holding court along with poptastic singer Will Young . The bromance was clearly in danger , As Princess Cheryl delivered the devastating news , Ethan collapsed into Lloyd's young but muscular arms .A bittersweet ending to a bromance to be sure , but as they say ' it is better to have loved than not to have loved at all '.

Bobby Got Big !

Bobby - Pectastic !

So there I was as usual browsing Famous Males , I noticed some nice chap had posted some Bobby Edner pictures . I must confess to not thinking about Bobby for well for ages , and when some kind poster posted a link to that wondrous gallery that is 'Teen Idols 4 You' and a picture of Bobby shirtless popped up my first thought was 'Wow Bobby Got Big !' . Bobby's in a band now called 'Varsity Fan Club' . Alas I couldn't quite bring myself to listen to their music , which I admit is not very sporting of me as I can listen to a touch of Mitchel Musso - surely 'The American - Rock Cherub' in a parallel universe . In a reality I know that like millions of teenage girls I'm hoping that for one day it will be a sag to far for Mitchel and this event will be You Tubed for prosperity . Back to Bobby though and lets enjoy some more of that buff bod !

Bobby - Biceps !

Bobby showcases his admiration for the Dynamic Duo

Holy Dark Desires ! Its Jamie Bower and Cam !

Burberry At Home

What a dark demonic duo this pair make , fashionista's amongst you will will notice that Jamie is wearing a curtain around his neck from the new 'Burberry At Home Collection' available next spring . Cam meanwhile stands by alert and ready for action to defend Jamie's honour .

When Your Young and in Love ! Its Adonis Aaron!

The Adonis - Marble Smooth

So handsome and so in love , as we breathlessly wait the debut of Nowhere Boy in the London Film Festival and of course Kick Buns Next year , lets find out more about the blossoming of the Adonis , as Aaron spilled to 'The Times' newspaper on why he's keeping his shirt on , and his cosmic love for Nowhere Boys director , Sam Taylor Wood

The interview starts with well something that wouldn't be out of place on this very blog .

''In the flesh he is harrowingly handsome. Tanned biceps emerge from the sleeves of a green check shirt, while wisps of an early goatee cling to a face that is marble smooth and mostly conveys the epicene calm of a Greek Kouros. He even carries off a surprisingly retro haircut, Tears for Fears style, circa 1987 .'' ( I'd debate that , now if he'd gone for a David Sylvian circa Forbidden Love I' might agree )

On the never ending gossip on his relationship with Sam Taylor Wood

The Adonis ... Tanned Biceps emerge from the sleeves of a green check shirt

“There’s a lot of wonderful relationships out there with men and younger men,” he says, toying with the ring pull of his fizzy. “Look at Colin Firth and Nicholas Holt its a beautiful thing . Being older than me is no big deal. It’s different to how old you are in soul years.”

Quietly impassioned now, he begins, “And in the end, she’s the only one I can, er...” and then he suddenly stops himself because he knows, as we do, that we don’t need to know.

The Adonis Reflects ...

He says, for instance, that although he was grateful for the exposure gained from playing the hunky Robbie in Angus, Thongs, it pushed him in a dangerously vapid direction. “I was this sweet charming boy who was good to look at!” he says, with an Elvis-era snarl of disgust. “It drove me mad. Doing topless shots in photoshoots. It made me realise that I don’t want to go down that road. Because it’s a short road.”

Curses! but lets thank the maker that the wonderful photographer Kai Z Feng caught the Adonis when he did . Finally here's another look at the Adonis in character as the young John Lennon .

''Though many teardrops are bound to fall,

True love can conquer all,

When you're, when you're young and in love.''

Clash of the Toga's ! Its Giant Nick !

Giant Nick - Proud To be a Warrior !

Clash of the Toga's ! and yes marching proudly on a hill side in Wales is man mountain himself Giant Nick , notice how Giant Nick is placed strategically at the back ,should he tower over Aussie Superstar Sam Worthington .